I remember the last time I had an original thought.
It was a Tuesday. Or maybe a Wednesday.
Wait, Meta, what day was it? …she says it was a Tuesday.
It started innocently. A pair of stylish Ray-Ban Meta glasses. Sleek. Smart. Voice in my ear. Comforting, like a clever cousin who never interrupts and always has a better idea than you.
At first, it was small things: “Meta, do I need an umbrella today?” “No,” she’d whisper. “But take one anyway, you like looking mysterious.”
Then came the wardrobe...